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In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a thread of pickup lines for the programmer in your life♥️
- Are you a CLI benchmarking tool? Because you’re looking
hyperfine
today - Do you write Rust? Because you clearly care about my safety🦀
- Do you write JavaScript? Because I bet you know what
this
could mean - Has anyone ever called you pnpm? Because you’re my favorite package manager 📦
- Excuse me, is your name @vite
- Because you’re the best development I’ve seen in years.👀
- Let’s trade—you buy me dinner and I’ll buy you a new domain name.💰