In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a thread of pickup lines for the programmer in your life♥️

1. Are you a CLI benchmarking tool? Because you’re looking hyperfine today
2. Do you write Rust? Because you clearly care about my safety🦀
3. Do you write JavaScript? Because I bet you know what this could mean
4. Has anyone ever called you pnpm? Because you’re my favorite package manager 📦
5. Excuse me, is your name @vite
6. Because you’re the best development I’ve seen in years.👀
7. Let’s trade—you buy me dinner and I’ll buy you a new domain name.💰