Le T-Shirt qui "uni (les) code"
In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a thread of pickup lines for the programmer in your life♥️
- Are you a CLI benchmarking tool? Because you’re looking
hyperfine
today - Do you write Rust? Because you clearly care about my safety🦀
- Do you write JavaScript? Because I bet you know what
this
could mean - Has anyone ever called you pnpm? Because you’re my favorite package manager 📦
- Excuse me, is your name @vite
- Because you’re the best development I’ve seen in years.👀
- Let’s trade—you buy me dinner and I’ll buy you a new domain name.💰
"If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck."
Je ne sais plus qui disait : "une interface c'est comme une blague, si tu as besoin de l'expliquer c'est qu'elle est mauvaise"
Star wars combat of Luke and Darth Vador of file paths.
The trolley does not have to kill.
I WRITE JOKES IN CAPITALS.
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO.
Vous savez où finissent les posts supprimés automatiquement après 1 mois? Dans un cercle. Le cercle des pouets disparus.
Survived.
- Illegal cab company
- Illegal hotel chain
- Fake money for criminals
- Plagiarism machine
Do you think it's possible for someone to actually be very intelligent but porr at articulating the point they're trying to make so they come across as stupid?
Have you met engineers?
2b||!2b
Quelle princesse n'a jamais les lèvres gercées ?
Labello bois dormant.😁
Pourquoi l’équipe tech applaudit une mise en prod réussie ?
Parce que c’est le cloud du spectacle !
Le château Senden
Contexte: senden signifie "Envoyer" en allemand. Ce mot est utilisé pour envoyer un message, lettre, email, formulaire. Le nombre de blague possible !
lol. Simply LOL.
Because a computer can easily solve this !
I don't think rustc has ever met a function it didn't like to inline.
🤣
LLVM's inlining heuristic is "yes".
I recall finding out that Servo's style system ends up being mostly a 100k-loc assembly function because of this.
🤯
Ça serait un crime sans gravité, et il n’aurait absolument aucun mal à lever les charges tenues contre lui.
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