Next time you're washing your hands next to somebody, cup your hands until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "This water is getting out of hand".

"The Jedi use the cascade for knowledge and defense, never for attack."

...

"But only the Sith deal in absolutes!"

Luftwaffle

Une bière, la Pleroma.

Just because you pelican
doesn't mean you pelishould.

A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what's wrong.
"Parity error"
"Yeah, you look a bit off"

-* Faire, défaire

• Nouer, dénouer
• Jouer, déjouer
• Penser, dépenser...

Forget #rust, learn sea++

En fait on s'inquiète trop du réchauffement climatique. OK, les rendements agricoles vont s'effondrer et y'aura plus assez à manger. Mais quand il fait chaud on a moins faim, donc ça compense.

NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.
They call it Apollo G.

Babord = Gauche
Tribord = Droite
Rabord = Apéro
Débord = Après l'apéro

Le T-Shirt qui "uni (les) code"

In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a thread of pickup lines for the programmer in your life♥️

1. Are you a CLI benchmarking tool? Because you’re looking hyperfine today
2. Do you write Rust? Because you clearly care about my safety🦀
3. Do you write JavaScript? Because I bet you know what this could mean
4. Has anyone ever called you pnpm? Because you’re my favorite package manager 📦
5. Excuse me, is your name @vite
6. Because you’re the best development I’ve seen in years.👀
7. Let’s trade—you buy me dinner and I’ll buy you a new domain name.💰

"If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck."

Je ne sais plus qui disait : "une interface c'est comme une blague, si tu as besoin de l'expliquer c'est qu'elle est mauvaise"

Star wars combat of Luke and Darth Vador of file paths.

The trolley does not have to kill.

I WRITE JOKES IN CAPITALS.
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN OSLO.

Vous savez où finissent les posts supprimés automatiquement après 1 mois? Dans un cercle. Le cercle des pouets disparus.

Survived.