Cat Mansion Eau, but in french please :)

My pronouns are he/him/../../../etc/passwd

And an answer from @LionsPhil@plush.city:

.. from / is just /, because UNIX just wanted to make a ../../../../ slide up to the root from a fairly arbitrary depth starting point possible apparently

It made them a subscription model:
▫️ Lust → Tinder
▫️ Gluttony → Uber Eats
▫️ Greed → Amazon
▫️ Sloth → Netflix
▫️ Wrath → X
▫️ Envy → Instagram
▫️ Pride → LinkedIn

We may look different,
we may think different,
but inside us we have one thing in common,
microplastics

Venn Diagram of stoners, D&D players, bank robbers and movie directors

À la maison, j’ai décidé de chuchoter pour m’adresser à mon mari. Surpris, il m’a demandé pourquoi je parlais en chuchotant.

• Pour ne plus être espionnée par Google!

Mon mari a rigolé.
Alexa a rigolé
Siri a rigolé
Mon frigo a rigolé

• mais vous voyagez seul sur votre tandem ?
• oui, comme beaucoup d’automobilistes

Next time you're washing your hands next to somebody, cup your hands until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "This water is getting out of hand".

"The Jedi use the cascade for knowledge and defense, never for attack."

...

"But only the Sith deal in absolutes!"

Luftwaffle

Une bière, la Pleroma.

Just because you pelican
doesn't mean you pelishould.

A RAID member disk walks into a bar. Bartender asks what's wrong.
"Parity error"
"Yeah, you look a bit off"

-* Faire, défaire

• Nouer, dénouer
• Jouer, déjouer
• Penser, dépenser...

Forget #rust, learn sea++

En fait on s'inquiète trop du réchauffement climatique. OK, les rendements agricoles vont s'effondrer et y'aura plus assez à manger. Mais quand il fait chaud on a moins faim, donc ça compense.

NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens.
They call it Apollo G.

Babord = Gauche
Tribord = Droite
Rabord = Apéro
Débord = Après l'apéro

Le T-Shirt qui "uni (les) code"