Score: 29

You are the web developer equivalent of the quiet old man in the bar who lurks in the corner and only interjects when the main character reaches a moment of crisis. You've seen some shit, enough to know when to sit down and shut up. You are so far into nerd territory that you're now cool again.

"Speak english", "Speak understable English" and "Bonjour" on a European map

T-1's congested due to porn traffic to the news server.

Always porn traffic or DDoS.

La fleur de Lys est une banane épluchée

True on the other side

Associer des numéros à des entités.

Par exemple, un pokémon -> numéro des plaques diplomatiques -> pays ou organisation

Petition to rename Python's init method to boa so we can call them Boa constructors

The cyber Oryx furry for LibreOffice

The AI prioritize safety above all.

Une fraise en forme de pouce en l'air.

"To everyone who's feeling down, I'm fruiting for you."

Overengineered chrome game solver (T-Rex Chrome Dino Game) where a camera read the screen and set a motor to press the jump space.

Convert the temperature of Pluton to freshCupOfCoffee, km to football stadium, the weight of an iPhone15Pro to an Elephant, etc...